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Today, I was walking down the hall from the livingroom. I overheard my mom telling someone how proud she was of her baby girl and how much she loved her. I thought she was referring to my first ever all "A" report card. Turns out my new kitten used its litter box correctly for the first time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20082) - you deserved it (2234)

On 10/25/2009 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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So learn to use the litter box and maybe she will love you too.

#1 - On 10/25/2009 at 5:37pm by Ligerie

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Stop hating the kitten. We all noticed you are very envious of its feline capabilities.

#7 - On 10/25/2009 at 6:15pm by Kervik

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