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Today, after drunk texting a girl the night before, I sent her a message saying I was sorry for everything I said. All she could say back? "Those were some of the most normal drunk texts I have ever read. I'd hate to see how boring you'd be sober." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19493) - you deserved it (4984)

On 10/24/2009 at 10:58am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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