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Today, after drunk texting a girl the night before, I sent her a message saying I was sorry for everything I said. All she could say back? "Those were some of the most normal drunk texts I have ever read. I'd hate to see how boring you'd be sober." FML
You have apparently have a clear mind when you are drunk? Dude don't feel bad, that is like a superpower!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 11 September 2014