Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22573) - you totally deserved it (3264)
On 10/24/2009 at 8:20am - misc - by nnnaaazzz - United Kingdom (London)
(+4)This.
You have either an open-minded goofball or a crossdresser for a boyfriend. I fail to see how either are FML worthy.
#11 - On 10/24/2009 at 10:26am by HolyJezebel
(0)That's what I was about to say!
Or, think of it the other way around:
"Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my girlfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to her bedroom and found her dancing around. In the pants I had left the other weekend. FML"
(+4)FYL because you're jealous that he probably looked better in it than you.
#4 - On 10/24/2009 at 10:11am by Vertoule
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tell him to keep the dress that he'll need it to impress his boyfriend... then go find you a real man
(-2)Then he might as well have a boyfriend, then? Thus the FML, because her boyfriend is gay and therfore is not interested in her.
(+1)Seriously?
Who are you do decide what defines a 'real man'?
A douche obviously. Go fuck yourself.
:3
(-2)What is a man? This is an interesting question. Many great minds have attempted to answer it. Take Rudyard Kipling, for example. I cannot resist copy-and-pasting it here!
/quote/
IF
IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream – and not make dreams your master;
If you can think – and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ‘em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
‘ Or walk with Kings – nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And – which is more – you’ll be a Man, my son!
/end quote/
You can see that there is no "if you don't wear dress" here. But then again, it is obvious that if you meet ALL THESE criterias, then you're going to look manly even wearing a pink dress, openwork stockings, and high heels.
But then again, it's pretty HARD to meet all these requirements. Men would feel that too much is required of them to be real men. It's much easier to believe that if you don't wear dress, then it's all that is needed to become...real.
(0)iwadasn! LOL Wearing a dress does not equal gay.
+ heh. Do you like Kipling? I dunno.. I've nevah tried it :]
(-1)I like very few of Kipling's poetry, only the most well-known. Let me spam some more. Here's one that consoles me when I start to beleive that I won't find a true close friend...The point of it being that finding a true friend isn't an easy matter.
/quote/
The Thousandth Man
One man in a thousand, Solomon says,
Will stick more close than a brother.
And it's worth while seeking him half your days
If you find him before the other.
Nine nundred and ninety-nine depend
On what the world sees in you,
But the Thousandth man will stand your friend
With the whole round world agin you.
'Tis neither promise nor prayer nor show
Will settle the finding for 'ee.
Nine hundred and ninety-nine of 'em go
By your looks, or your acts, or your glory.
But if he finds you and you find him.
The rest of the world don't matter;
For the Thousandth Man will sink or swim
With you in any water.
You can use his purse with no more talk
Than he uses yours for his spendings,
And laugh and meet in your daily walk
As though there had been no lendings.
Nine hundred and ninety-nine of 'em call
For silver and gold in their dealings;
But the Thousandth Man h's worth 'em all,
Because you can show him your feelings.
His wrong's your wrong, and his right's your right,
In season or out of season.
Stand up and back it in all men's sight --
With that for your only reason!
Nine hundred and ninety-nine can't bide
The shame or mocking or laughter,
But the Thousandth Man will stand by your side
To the gallows-foot -- and after!
/unquote/
(-1)There are straight men who wear dresses.
1-Effeminate does not equal gay.
2-Gay does not equal effeminate.
There was a time when women with short hair were lesbians automatically and guys with ear piercings were gay. This is 2009. We're past that.
Also, gender equality please? Why can women wear pants and combat boots and not be deemed gay, yet a man can't wear a dress IN HIS OWN HOME without being called gay? Hmm?
#66 - On 10/24/2009 at 1:55pm by Intoxicunt
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If he has the desire to just randomly wear a dress, then yes, there's a good chance he's gay.
(-2)I don't think you know Brad Pitt either, but he certainly exists.
There are plenty of openly crossdressing gay men. There's even a mayor in a U.S. city that cross dresses and has still been reelected.
Also, if you ever read a very famous book called "Breakfast of Champions", by a writer named Kurt Vonnegut, you'd know that society has been well aware of straight crossdressing men for over forty years.
Please don't stereotype. It just makes you look ignorant, especially if you don't have any reasoning behind it.
(-1)I agree with both a man should be confident in his sexuality howeer if he was ashamed as you entered hes probably not doing it as a "free spirit" i just say talk to him and ask him why it happened. MY bf put on my corset to make me laugh and he's manly..^^
#81 - On 10/24/2009 at 6:13pm by MistressSly
(+1)What I want to know is how he fit in your dress. Are you just jealous that he made it look good when you couldn't!?
#14 - On 10/24/2009 at 10:29am by nokillnobeepbeep
(0)Awe you caught him. If in your room it free game.
hahahahahaha : P
#17 - On 10/24/2009 at 10:43am by Sickillsells
(-1)that's funny, but i would still bring it up in front of his parents so that he would never be able to live it down
#18 - On 10/24/2009 at 10:43am by the_stereotype
(-1)get out before he starts asking "would you fuck me, I would fuck me" or demands that you put lotion on your skin!
#27 - On 10/24/2009 at 11:19am by smartass101
(+4)So? He likes a healthy breeze round his privates. (+1 if anyone can figure out where that's from :D)
#31 - On 10/24/2009 at 11:29am by averagexbecca
(0)he wanted to feel pretty
is he cute? tell him to hit me up :p
#42 - On 10/24/2009 at 12:08pm by TAST3MYRAINB00Wx
(0)Wait, your in London... this is perfectly normal there!
#53 - On 10/24/2009 at 12:53pm by bugmenotmofo
(+2)Bonus! You wear the same size. You've just doubled you closet space and cut your clothing expense in half!
You have a winner!
(0)double FML if he looked better in it than you did.
#61 - On 10/24/2009 at 1:37pm by xSceneSceneBabyx
(0)hahaa you should have donned a comedy moustache and danced in his underwear
girls wear their boyfriends clothes...maybe you should share!
:D
(0)Go to his closet and put on his clothes.
You can both engage in a wild, freaky, kinky, cross-dressing sexdance.
#65 - On 10/24/2009 at 1:54pm by Witchcraft
(0)Thanks for getting that stuck in my head!
And the book.
#101 - On 10/25/2009 at 10:37pm by redbluegreen
(+1)Aha, I would've been very entertained.
Half the boys in my class- Whether you're friends with them or not- Will ask if they can borrow your clothes.
It's not that big of a deal, :3
(0)AHA
HAHA
HAHA
but look at the bright side, it can be considered cute if he's just doing it for the heck of it :3
(0)This isn't an FML. My boyfriend does theatre, and he's always wearing/trying on random clothes, including dresses, and he's certainly not gay.
#76 - On 10/24/2009 at 3:09pm by SeriouslySad
(0)There's nothing wrong with this.
Technically, women are cross - dressers. Remember when they never wore jeans?
Only wore skirts? But society accepted it.
And he was probably goofing off. It's not that big of a deal.
(0)Fuck his life for getting caught if he didn't want to be found out (whether he cross-dresses or was just having a laugh)
#80 - On 10/24/2009 at 6:04pm by lightburns
(0)I think this would have been a better FML if it were from the boyfriend's point of view.
#85 - On 10/24/2009 at 10:04pm by thelastpanda
(0)It could have been worse... you could have mistaken him for another girl and flown into a jealous rage. Then the cops would have found the two of you in some depraved state, possibly bloody and torn clothing, maybe some torn hair... and your boyfriend still wearing the dress.
#86 - On 10/24/2009 at 10:12pm by FerrariCake
(0)I would have whipped out my iPhone and started recording had I been in such an entertaining situation. :)
(0)Hahaha soo cute. Unless he is like gay now, but if he's secure in his masculinity that's just funny
#102 - On 10/25/2009 at 11:36pm by mollytamale
(0)I sure wish my boyfriend would do that >.>
Only time mine will wear drag is when I force him or if it's part of a sex act...I LOVE men in drag
#104 - On 10/26/2009 at 6:33am by epanssereves
(0)Uh, yeah, crossdressing and homosexuality are not the same thing, and really aren't even correlated, so what are you talking about?
(0)The Unnanounced Pop-In: Anything can happen, and it usually does. Ha ha ha
You wanted to catch him unawares and now you deserve what you get. His home is his place, you invaded the sanctity of his home. Live with it.
pig. slob.
#109 - On 11/03/2009 at 1:06pm by DocHolliday
(0)he mite have known you were comming and was being dirt
#111 - On 01/10/2010 at 4:01am by newmanlyman3
(0)haha so funny you should have joined him and made it a sexy funny inside joke, don't be a spazzing ;)
