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Today, I went to the post office and as I entered the building my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML

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On 10/24/2009 at 12:19am - misc - by kiran - United States (California)

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YDI on two counts: For just shutting off the alarm without looking. And for leaving your purse in sight in the first place. Idiot.

#5 - On 10/24/2009 at 6:54am by lizzzie

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Why wouldn't you have just taken your purse with you? I always take my purse with me, because I'm always afraid someone's going to steal it!

#4 - On 10/24/2009 at 6:49am by SweetieLish

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