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Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years old. I'm 25. FML


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On 10/23/2009 at 10:23pm - misc - by lloydLO (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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Does anyone else get irritated when someone is attracted to someone else who is SEXUALLY mature but underage and gets called a pedophile. Do people not get what a pedophile is? There's a difference between perv and pedo.

#8 - On 10/24/2009 at 3:24am by RamenBurger

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Strangely, when she's 18, it won't matter you're 9 years ahead.

But yes, as Tayrn said, you have to find out. Unless you met in a place where you could mroe safely assume it (bar, college campus, etc), then that's a FYL.

#2 - On 10/24/2009 at 3:17am by DameGreyWulf

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