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Today, while sitting with my son, an ice cream cone landed on my head from out of no where. I look up to see three children on the balcony above us yelling, "Look we hit the fat lady!" They ran away laughing. FML


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On 10/22/2009 at 11:47am - misc - by mvgirl - United States (Massachusetts)

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Aw, that's so awful! The things kids do these days...

Wasting good ice cream. It's unbelievable.

#1 - On 10/22/2009 at 2:10pm by Tequilamockngbrd

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How old would you say they were?

Just curious.

#21 - On 10/22/2009 at 3:27pm by Pedo_Bear

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