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Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML
I don't think many people enjoy having random strangers' faces being randomly shoved into their crotch.
You're probably not "revolting", she just thought you falling into her lap, all, "hay babay" was fucking creeptastic.
But then again, there's the chance that you actually ARE revolting, you scaly man-fish.
You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?
I know this is bitchy, but that would have been my reaction too.
Public transportation, she doesn't know you, you could be trying to steal her wallet or something.
Don't see to many people just randomly fall over on someone on the bus, learn to hold on to the bars.
Sure you didn't do it "accidentally on purpose" creeper?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 30 January 2015