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Today, I sat in the train and the old lady sitting next to me stares at my face. I ask her if she is ok and she starts yelling "Willy! It's you! Where have you been all this time?". The entire train trip went like this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20282) - you deserved it (1570)

On 12/25/2008 at 5:30am - misc - by LDF - Sent from mobile version

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You should've grabbed her hands and say stuff like, "Yes, I am here, and I'll never disppear again!"

#9 - On 04/06/2009 at 6:13pm by Benatron

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Imagine what it must be like for her:

"Willy! It's you! Where have you been all this time?"
"I'm not Willy"
"Oh..." *Crushed. Her memory falters* "Will! It's you!"...

I mean, come on, she would be repeatedly crushed by that D:

#10 - On 04/18/2009 at 7:20pm by Icalasari

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