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Today, my landlady decided to fix the leak in my room. Her solution was repainting the ceiling. Now not only is my room still wet but it now reeks of paint thinner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22660) - you deserved it (1610)

On 10/17/2009 at 12:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

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ahhh so that's how you fix things, you just paint over them. I'll be right back, i've got to go paint my car. I'll make sure to add some cool racing stripes to make it go even faster than before.

#7 - On 10/17/2009 at 6:43am by Peroxide

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Go ask her if you can fix her face, and before she replies start painting away. Hey, you are only following by example.

#8 - On 10/17/2009 at 6:53am by nokillnobeepbeep

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