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Today, I found out that if you let your son install a new shower head, he won't tighten it properly. So when you turn the shower on, it will shoot out at rocket speed, hitting you in the face. Then when you grab the shower handle to prevent yourself falling backwards, you will just rip that out and hit your head again. FML

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On 10/16/2009 at 10:38pm - misc - by Ndanick1193 (man) - United States (Michigan)

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Who turns on the water when they're already in the shower?

#4 - On 10/17/2009 at 3:12am by Bruce9707

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He probably did it so he could make a funny secret video of you being hit in the face with the shower head. It's probably on youtube already.

Kids these days...

#16 - On 10/17/2009 at 3:47am by FerrariCake

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