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Today, I found out that if you let your son install a new shower head, he won't tighten it properly. So when you turn the shower on, it will shoot out at rocket speed, hitting you in the face. Then when you grab the shower handle to prevent yourself falling backwards, you will just rip that out and hit your head again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23685) - you deserved it (3255)

On 10/16/2009 at 10:38pm - misc - by Ndanick1193 (man) - United States (Michigan)

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