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Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML


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On 03/24/2009 at 8:11pm - misc - by casey (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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ouchhhh. im curious what you did from there. definitely FYL

#3 - On 03/25/2009 at 4:12am by JeffroGymnast

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I keep my license in my wallet as a default ID, and if you go by the same logic, you drove without a license :/

Still sorry to hear, though.

#1 - On 03/25/2009 at 4:12am by horyo

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