Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
by rejectedson / 10/15/2009 at 7:23pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
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Maybe his wife is so ugly he didn't want you to see her. Perfectly understandable!
Nah, I'm joking, he's an ass. Make her a widow.
#11 - On 10/16/2009 at 4:48am by Intoxicunt
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Must have eloped
#2 - On 10/16/2009 at 3:22am by DameGreyWulf
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