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Today, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up to the desk and I asked for one ticket for 'Jennifer's Body.' The guy moved his way in front of me and said, "make that two tickets." He then walked away to look at movie posters and left me with the $22.50 charge. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21154) - you deserved it (4237)

On 10/14/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by Nikki (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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