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Today, I was at home and my boyfriend called me and said that I'd left my G-string at his house. I only have one G-string and I was wearing it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21316) - you deserved it (1511)

On 10/14/2009 at 5:20am - misc - by flipraff101 - Australia (New South Wales)

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