Today, I was at home and my boyfriend called me and said that I'd left my G-string at his house. I only have one G-string and I was wearing it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17897) - you totally deserved it (1179)
On 10/14/2009 at 5:20am - misc - by flipraff101 - Australia (New South Wales)
(0)... Why?
What's so great about having a wedgie all the damn time.
@OP:
You wouldn't happen to be the other woman of the guy who handed his girlfriend the wrong bra a while back, would you?
#43 - On 10/15/2009 at 3:25am by DameGreyWulf
(0)You actually don't feel it...
I wouldn't be surprised lol
#49 - On 10/19/2009 at 4:45pm by Sun_Kissed18
(0)maybe he confused another type of thong for a G-string? hopefully.
#5 - On 10/14/2009 at 10:48am by maveric101
yawn there are so many of these FMLs, it's not interesting to keep on letting them through moderation.
#8 - On 10/14/2009 at 11:03am by pointerdog
(+1)I'm getting really tired of all these oops those underwear aren't mine stories.
Even worse are all the posters that try to defend the guy.
Yawn.
(0)i agree with 11 on being tired of these stories.
I've never had a bf call and specifically say I left something at their house, I mean, shouldn't it be obvious? And it's not like you're going to lose contact with him.. If he's dumb enough to cheat AND call about specific things like that, seems pretty strange and it'd be better away from him anyways.
#13 - On 10/14/2009 at 11:20am by containsnosoy
(0)thats what im saying. how bout guys read these FMLs and learn not to call their girlfriends over stupid crap left at their house. if for some reason your girlfriend/girl youre cheating with/sister/mother says wheres my g string then you hand it over. in the meantime keep it in a safe place. these boys are so dumb
#21 - On 10/14/2009 at 1:12pm by plutosaplanet
(0)YDI for wearing g-strings. Why even wear underwear at that point?
Lame that your bf can't remember the one you have though.
#15 - On 10/14/2009 at 11:58am by brandnewkey
(0)My money's on the G-string belonging to the boyfriend.
#17 - On 10/14/2009 at 12:16pm by Brave_Sir_Robin
(0)If you still consider him your boyfriend, YDI for being a moron.
I also agree with #11, these stories are so stupid and need to stop appearing daily on here. Your life isn't fucked just because you have a shitty boyfriend, be smart enough to move on and find a decent person, not scumbags.
#18 - On 10/14/2009 at 12:17pm by TheTruth1428
(0)Yes, because assholes have a sticker on their forehead that says "I'm an asshole, don't date me"
And if you're joking, ha ha ha I almost forgot to laugh.
-.-
(+1)Today, I called my girlfriend with a cute lie about her leaving her G-string at my house to get her to come over because I had a special romantic dinner planned. She thought I was cheating on her and broke up with me over the phone. FML
(0)WOW I HAVEN'T SEEN A HUNDRED FUCKING MILLION OF THESE STUPID FMLS ABOUT FINDING LOST CLOTHES BEFORE. Oh wait. Yeah there was one about a bra yesterday. And one about a shirt the day before that. And one about pretty much every goddamn thing a person can put on their body every day before that.
#25 - On 10/14/2009 at 2:02pm by NumberZine
(0)You definitely didn't deserve it, but you will if you don't break up with him.
#27 - On 10/14/2009 at 3:04pm by BlueberryPies
(0)MAYBE IT WAS HIS BUT HE FORGOT
caps lock forbidden here? what a shame
#32 - On 10/14/2009 at 4:10pm by Klabauterpete
(0)maybe it was his mom's or sister's. if that were the case fhislife
#35 - On 10/14/2009 at 4:31pm by mordantennui
(0)There are way too many "boyfriend with underwear that isn't mine" fmls. For some reason, none of the OPs wonder if perhaps the underwear could be his sibling's or mother's. Besides, if he was truly cheating on you, wouldn't he be more wary and cautious rather than showing off to you every pair of underwear he finds?
#36 - On 10/14/2009 at 4:51pm by PaperShreds
(0)can SOMEONE explain this to me: what is that fuckin story that we hear over and over again? why would a chick let her god damn underwear at the guy's house?makes NO sense
#37 - On 10/14/2009 at 5:38pm by youngboss
(0)never understood that either..i can see leaving a jacket or something but your underwear? That's why i always just call BS
#38 - On 10/14/2009 at 5:42pm by Veritas143
(0)I must be out of the loop when I can only think of a guitar string.
#41 - On 10/14/2009 at 10:16pm by TheLetterZero
(0)he is exceptionally bad at cheating... or there's some other explanation. no one's that stupid. I think.
#46 - On 10/15/2009 at 9:36pm by Redrosesandrain
(0)maybe it's because u just have that one gstring that he's sleeping around =)
jus sayin.
#51 - On 04/07/2010 at 10:36pm by boredasfck
