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Today, I was at home and my boyfriend called me and said that I'd left my G-string at his house. I only have one G-string and I was wearing it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22979) - you deserved it (1659)

On 10/14/2009 at 5:20am - misc - by flipraff101 - Australia (New South Wales)

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He meant the one you bought fot your guitar. Are you always this paranoid?

#6 - On 10/14/2009 at 10:49am by perdix

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Today, I called my girlfriend with a cute lie about her leaving her G-string at my house to get her to come over because I had a special romantic dinner planned. She thought I was cheating on her and broke up with me over the phone. FML

#24 - On 10/14/2009 at 1:50pm by joe320

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