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Today, as I was walking home, a friend passed me by on his moped, and sprayed a bunch of silly string at me. Unfortunately, he hit me in the eye, temporarily blinding me. As I stumbled around blind, I accidentally knocked a bunch of 3 year olds off their bikes, causing them to cry. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22352) - you deserved it (1929)

On 10/13/2009 at 6:09am - misc - by sillystring (man) - China (Beijing)

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So whats the FML?

#3 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:11am by School_Hater

See in context

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Darn biker gangs always attacking the disabled fyl :p

#10 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:31am by Veritas143

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