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Today, my mom put a candle on in the living room. She told the family "how much she loved it!" My mom then went on the tell us that my dad got it for her and it must have been some cheap candle. I bought the candle as a gift for her on her birthday. Thanks mom. FML


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On 10/12/2009 at 11:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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What the hell?
"I love it but it's a piece of cheap shit" Okay lady. FYL for crazy mom.

#2 - On 10/13/2009 at 3:29am by DameGreyWulf

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She probably gets simply too many candles to remember who bought which. I know my mom does.

#1 - On 10/13/2009 at 3:25am by lissn

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