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Today, a co-worker and I walked out of our office at the same time. He got in his car, which was parked right out front. I asked him what I had to do to get a sweet parking spot like that. He rolled up his pant leg and show me his prosthesis. He was in the handicapped spot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11487) - you deserved it (56339)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:08pm - misc - by Prometheus (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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