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Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23770) - you deserved it (5948)

On 10/12/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by embarassed (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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I believe incidents, just like this one, tend to happen often. Regardless if it's fake or not...it's highly amusing, because you know its just happened to someone else in real life. ;D

#1 - On 10/12/2009 at 2:01pm by SoreThroat

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At least he told you. That's when you laugh it off because it's not that big of a deal and say "Thank you".

#2 - On 10/12/2009 at 2:04pm by haweb

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