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Today, I rear-ended a car on the parkway. We pulled over, the guy told me his car was fine, and then asked me out on a date. It was only when I replied "no" that he decided he wanted his car fixed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23589) - you deserved it (15456)

On 10/10/2009 at 3:16pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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Since he saved you a chunk of money ( depending on how bad the damage was ) You should have kindly went on a date with him.

#3 - On 10/10/2009 at 5:03pm by Daaniellee1234

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All he wanted was to rear end your bumper if you know what I mean

#9 - On 10/10/2009 at 5:13pm by lol69

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