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Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was a pretty hot latin guy. When I went to pay, my purse fell off the counter. My birth control pills, a condom, 3 super plus tampons and an extra pair of underwear I keep in there for emergencies fell out at his feet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23161) - you deserved it (9912)

On 02/02/2009 at 7:42pm - misc - by houdini - United States (California)

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Man, that's rough. But I understand where you're coming from. I have tons of stuff in my purse as well "just in case". Tissues, a miniature magnifying glass, a small first aid kit, a deck of Indiana Jones themed playing cards, a rape whistle, a pocketknife... everything but the kitchen sink. You never know what could happen...

#10 - On 02/07/2009 at 3:06pm by Pop_and_Pixels

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and that's why you put it all in that little zip up compartment that bags come with so that doesn't happen

#29 - On 11/15/2009 at 8:43am by kile88

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