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Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML
Aaaand that. That there is one of the funniest things I've read all damn day. Thank you.
Ohh, you know what? I bet when he thought you were going to run him over, he got scared. In his alarm, his threw up his arms and tossed the bag of shit at your windshield. When you ended up stopping in time, he was so happy that he praised the lord!
Or maybe he was glad that he didn't have to carry that bag around anymore.
Either way, mystery solved. :] FY car's life.
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Friday 7 March 2014