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Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying 'thank you' and 'bye' to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML


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On 03/24/2009 at 4:19am - misc - by teef (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Not really FML, more FTG (Fuck that granny... hmm.. memo, not a bad name for a porn site).
Should have turned around to the kid and said "And if you listen to your grandma you will grow up to be as rude as her".

#4 - On 03/24/2009 at 11:21am by Jimboom

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What a bitch to say that loud enough for everyone to hear.

#2 - On 03/24/2009 at 11:15am by RainbowTubeSocks

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