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Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying 'thank you' and 'bye' to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50273) - you deserved it (2932)

On 03/24/2009 at 4:19am - misc - by teef (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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