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Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying 'thank you' and 'bye' to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML
Not really FML, more FTG (Fuck that granny... hmm.. memo, not a bad name for a porn site).
Should have turned around to the kid and said "And if you listen to your grandma you will grow up to be as rude as her".
What a bitch to say that loud enough for everyone to hear.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 30 March 2015