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Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29008) - you deserved it (14669)

On 10/07/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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how did you not figure that out?

#2 - On 10/08/2009 at 3:22am by jasmine1259

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If you're one of those parents that doesn't let their son have girls over or go on dates for exactly that reason, your boy needs a high five. Restrictions like that ONLY make the carnal urges worse, and of course he's going to cheat the system in any way he can.

#16 - On 10/08/2009 at 3:41am by Nakedsquirrel

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