By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML
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Giants_rule 0

Damn thats smart on your sons part. $20 an hour to bang his gf.

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jasmine1259 2

how did you not figure that out?

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Madeline69 0

Wow you payed for your son to sleep with his gf wow now that's a new level of prostitution

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Vaetrus 0

Thinking this. You sure it's "girlfriend" and not "hooker"?

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TheRealEllieSan 9

We don't know what they were doing, all OP really knows is that they were in the room together. Being paid to be in the same room with someone is not prostitution.

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Tubasaurus 0

Don't complain. Pat your son on the back and admit defeat.

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thatoneguyinca 0

At least you don't have a gay EPIC to say the least

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clumsylittleme 11

Who gives a shit if he's gay. Gays are people too. So shut up.

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watermind 0

Cool kid. He's going to be successful in life.

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nabzilla 0

HAHAH! What an awesome idea. But i doubt that would ever work with my parents. LMAO!

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DefQon1_fml 0

Already making his way quickly to the top of the pimp chain. /High-fives all round for him..

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Peroxide 3

lol mercy, when you were in that coma, could you feel your brain being damaged?

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st87 0

Don't blame him. I had a serious crush on my tutor as well lol. I seem to be attracted to slightly older women.

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Badgermx 0

Well... he could be stupid or gay.. he's neither.. so, you're pretty well off

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SuperFlyTilliDie 0

Well, he's probably pretty close to stupid since his parents TRIED to get him a tutor

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KasCiaYr 0

Anyways it is better than stupid AND homophobic, like in your case.

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