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Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36798) - you deserved it (3919)

On 10/06/2009 at 5:08pm - misc - by roomie487 - United Kingdom (Hertford)

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be thankful she hasn't tried stuffing her hand up your ass and making you talk.

#11 - On 10/06/2009 at 7:27pm by TattooedToDeath

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I dont see whats so bad about that. Unless youre one of those people who think they are cool and grown up by losing their sense of imagination.

#14 - On 10/06/2009 at 7:34pm by Waffleiron

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