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Today, when approaching a stop light on my motorcycle, I went to extend my left leg as usual to balance when stopped. Apparently my shoelace loop got wrapped around the shift lever and "tied" my shoe to the bike. It's hard to look cool when you fall over for no apparent reason at a stoplight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35639) - you deserved it (7425)

On 10/06/2009 at 1:33pm - misc - by Crotch_Rocket_Rider (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Well at least you tried...

I would have just watched and said FHL to the person inside

#1 - On 10/06/2009 at 5:04pm by pancakes_n_syrup

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...You ride crotch rockets?
Or should I dig my mind out of the gutter?

Pictured this and laughed hard.

#6 - On 10/06/2009 at 5:08pm by DameGreyWulf

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