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Today, while in the drive-through for Taco Bell, I hit the car behind me after forgetting my car was in reverse. It was in reverse because I was worried the old lady in front of me was going to forget she was in reverse. She didn't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5801) - you deserved it (29608)

On 10/05/2009 at 2:53pm - misc - by backwardsinlife - United States (Georgia)

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You're an idiot.

#1 - On 10/05/2009 at 5:12pm by Joe2794

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Another reverse rear end blow out at Taco Bell.

#4 - On 10/05/2009 at 5:16pm by mercyFML

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