Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else. The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra. FML
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On 10/03/2009 at 10:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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#1 - On 10/04/2009 at 3:10am by scateice
this is stupid -.-
im sure not more then 1 or 2 people saw it unless someone screamed "OMGAHALFNAKEDLADY!"
and anyways, unless you are ashamed of yourself its not really a fml, it might by a f-their-lives if your ugly though
Even if you aren't ashamed of yourself, it's an FML because, you know, some people DON'T like everyone seeing them in their undies. I know I certainly don't, but I do love my body.
It's a little something called the value of privacy.
Though I agree the whole store probably couldn't see her. Most dressing rooms I've been to are hidden from whole-store view, even a few mall ones.
Still, that dumb bitch should knock. You're supposed to knock, or.. well, don't most of them hang something on the handle to show someone's in there already?
#22 - On 10/04/2009 at 4:16am by DameGreyWulf
lmao #4, sounds like something i would say if i saw that :L
#28 - On 10/04/2009 at 5:22am by giiiiinge
Haha I'm just waiting for someone to call out 'THREESOME!' :P
#6 - On 10/04/2009 at 3:21am by PandaPandaPandaX
Tjis has happend to me..In hot topic the guy opend the door to "t get the shoe he thought some one had left" and I was im a thong.. and a bra. on my way out I heard him talking to people about what he had done
#53 - On 10/04/2009 at 4:16pm by liveBabylon
i feel more sorry for the entire store that had to see a pair of wrinkly and saggy granny boobs
#8 - On 10/04/2009 at 3:23am by TurdMonkey
She never said she was old, younger people can wear them too. There used to be this girl I saw in the locker room that would wear them. I never understood it because she could have pulled off anything else but hey, whatever floats your boat. :)
#54 - On 10/04/2009 at 4:43pm by Sun_Kissed18
You really shouldn't borrow your grandma's underwear if your going clothes shopping. I also hope your granny didn't borrow yours and is walking around in a g-string. *vomits*
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#12 - On 10/04/2009 at 3:36am by delfinofrank
Yeah, 'socialised' stuff is a bad idea. Like schools, the fire brigade and the police.
#16 - On 10/04/2009 at 3:46am by Apocalyptus
Damn that fucken sucks it would of been better if you were wearing a thong LOL
#14 - On 10/04/2009 at 3:40am by Raiders714
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#15 - On 10/04/2009 at 3:42am by delfinofrank
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YDI for wearing granny panties. No one should wear those. Not even grannies.
#20 - On 10/04/2009 at 4:10am by Chowi
was this fitting room in the middle of the store or something? or did the employee have everyone in the store gather round the door?
#23 - On 10/04/2009 at 4:28am by hellohello9
There are better places to post this crap. This is neither the time nor the place.
#37 - On 10/04/2009 at 10:14am by myhairynutsack
see, really it was all part of the store's master plan. they knew they had you hooked on the dress, but they wanted to squeeze every last penny out of you by making you buy some new underwear too :-P they just had to find a way to make you ashamed of your panties...
:-P
To PandaPandaPandaX
THREESOME!
I'm kidding I don't want my comment buried. But seriously knock first people because some people just don't want to see that D:
"After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else."
I can't be the only person who hates it when people switch tense in the middle of a sentence, can I? It's a sure sign of someone who spent their first ever English class eating crayons.
Damn, you're retarded. There is no tense switching: (FIRST TENSE) *I* took off dress, employee opened *MY* stall. There is no second tense, as there is no "you". It's not third tense either, as it's still being told from the person's perspective and shows only what she observes/sees. Not third person limited, for the exact same reason, and it's not third person omniscient because the whole story is written only from what the writer observed. I.E, you aren't very smart, you shouldn't try to look smart, and I think it might be beneficial if you go crawl in a corner and cry.
#32 - On 10/04/2009 at 8:14am by chickencluc0
Actually, you're the retarded one, chickencluc0. The *verb* tense changes from past to present...
#33 - On 10/04/2009 at 8:45am by violingirl
FAIL, chickencluc0. Way to make yourself look like a complete ass.
#34 - On 10/04/2009 at 9:36am by splitsides
"Damn, you're retarded."
"you aren't very smart, you shouldn't try to look smart, and I think it might be beneficial if you go crawl in a corner and cry."
The irony is fucking KILLING me.
#42 - On 10/04/2009 at 12:03pm by lifeislife
ydi.... you never get out of your fitting room stall even for just a quick second! but if you have a real hot bod and sexy undies, why not?
#31 - On 10/04/2009 at 8:07am by xoxcinderellaxox
And that's why you never wear granny panties, dear! I hope you made a big fuss and got the employee into trouble!
Aren't they supposed to knock? I'm pretty sure they could get in trouble if they didn't knock and just unlocked the door.
#38 - On 10/04/2009 at 10:24am by ItsAlexFool
You should probably not wear granny panties in public, just saying.
#40 - On 10/04/2009 at 11:15am by poeticpunk77
I don't know why everyone has a problem with granny panties. The best place for them like all other underwear is in a pile beside the bed.
#41 - On 10/04/2009 at 11:45am by Pethegreat
People still wear granny panties? How old are you?
Either way, FYL.
#45 - On 10/04/2009 at 1:06pm by JukeboxBunny
Okay, this is the least embarrassing thing I've ever seen on this website.
Oh no, you're wearing granny panties. Your lopsided tits could be hanging out, or your vag. Oh no, they're seeing you in underwear the equivalent of trying on a bikini.
#46 - On 10/04/2009 at 1:34pm by uberkrissy
Not a big deal. I'm sure it's happened to a bunch of people before.
And I doubt a whole store-full of people saw you.
So unless fifty people gasped, rushed up to your stall, and started pointing and laughing, than it's really not much of an FML.
Besides, why be embarrassed? It's just your body.
And you're never going to see those people again, anyway.
I'm sure the employee was more humiliated than you were.
#47 - On 10/04/2009 at 2:20pm by Witchcraft
I work in changing rooms and we always knock before we open a door. Some times we still walk in on people because they're too stupid to answer. Or they claim they answer but their so quiet you can't hear them through the door.
I dont really think this is an fml, im sure u wasnt only one wearing granny panites and a bra that day, the only difference is they saw, and i dont everyone saw cuz why would all the attention be focused on ur dressing room, unless u screamed or something. And im sure u coulda quickly covered up with something, like the dress u tried on.
#51 - On 10/04/2009 at 4:11pm by Christina21
It would be more of an FYL if someone standing nearby took advantage of the moment and snapped a quick pic. I hope you gave the employee a good, verbal kick in the crotch for it.
#52 - On 10/04/2009 at 4:13pm by blastvortex
Granny panties are more comfortable and, um, absorbant than other panties. Who cares if you want to be comfortable? Wear them with Mom Jeans and your brother's sweatshirt and you get a family outfit! lol, why cut on someone for the undies they choose to wear? Please, if someone you're intimate with makes fun of them, they don't deserve to see them. If someone sees them by accident, they need to get a life if they pick on you for it. That said, I hope you reported that employee to her manager, sounds like someone doesn't need their job.
#60 - On 10/04/2009 at 11:59pm by TryToBeKind
Just think of it this way...I'm sure the dumb ass employee who opened the door on you was just as embarrassed by the situation.
YDI for owning granny panties
Whoever said that granny panties are more comfortable than others need to do some serious shopping! THere are plenty panties out there that are not thongs and not granny panties! Besides, granny panties are uncomfortable as hell.
#63 - On 10/05/2009 at 9:09am by capricaz
how bout you buy some real underwear..there is a reason why they are call granny panties..
unless you are old and saggy..why wuld you wear thm
#64 - On 10/05/2009 at 9:24am by im_a_dinosaur
