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Today, my friend thought it would be funny to dress in all black with a ski mask and use my spare key to break into my house as a joke. He though it was even funnier when I jumped out the window and broke my leg. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29737) - you deserved it (4166)

On 10/03/2009 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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