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Today, my friend thought it would be funny to dress in all black with a ski mask and use my spare key to break into my house as a joke. He though it was even funnier when I jumped out the window and broke my leg. FML

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On 10/03/2009 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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You should have legally killed him. That would show him not to make stupid fucking jokes.

#3 - On 10/03/2009 at 5:08pm by TheKingDon

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Well, that is funny :P

#2 - On 10/03/2009 at 5:07pm by xxmollyxx

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