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Today, I wore a beautiful new dress that I got for £5 only in a sale. I've been turning heads in it all day. When I got home, my mum pulled the massive red £5 tag off of the back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13634) - you deserved it (37456)

On 10/03/2009 at 11:38am - misc - by Adalia (woman) - United Kingdom (Bournemouth)

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Probably a cheap prostitute.


#2 - On 10/03/2009 at 2:04pm by Sketch_y

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Say it isn't so!!!!!! I can't believe you would stoop so low to save money AND look great at the same time! And the worst part!!!!! People now know it doesn't cost a lot to look great! You're right. Your life couldn't possibly get any worse.

#4 - On 10/03/2009 at 2:07pm by GabriLee

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