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Today, my train was canceled so my ticket expired by the time another train arrived. I was fined $90 by ticket inspectors 'cause my claim that the early train didn't run was "unsubstantiated". Leaving the train I was pushed by the crowd, fell, lost a shoe and had to walk home with one bare foot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29077) - you deserved it (1621)

On 10/03/2009 at 2:38am - misc - by ColdFoot (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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You could've hopped home like Peter Cottontail hoppin' down the bunny trail. Hippity, hoppity, Easter's on its way...

#3 - On 10/03/2009 at 6:15am by allmidnighteyes

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FYL.

#1 - On 10/03/2009 at 6:11am by emilysanftwsom

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