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Today, I went down to my accommodation office in fiery wrath, demanding that something be done about my three-days-cold shower. Looking dubious, they sent someone back with me. As soon as we got there he looked at me with deep pity and pulled the cord in the corner that activated the hot water. FML


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On 10/02/2009 at 10:20am - misc - by abrazama (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

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If FML has taught me anything, it's that when you overreact to things, you end up looking like a fool when they show you how stupid you are

#1 - On 10/02/2009 at 2:04pm by tukker

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A cord.. that activates.. hot water? I have to admit, I can't even picture that.

#4 - On 10/02/2009 at 2:07pm by null

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