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Today, I woke up to the realization that the 2-hour nap I wanted to take before I went out with my friends last night was actually a 12-hour nap. I missed everything. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9659) - you deserved it (21839)

On 10/01/2009 at 3:05am - misc - by Ataraxia (man) - United States (California) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

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nap fail. Hardly an FML.

#2 - On 10/01/2009 at 6:50am by GeekLogic

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you must have been really fuckin tired! your body was taking care of its priorities.

#21 - On 10/01/2009 at 9:01am by philadelphianus

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