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Today, I had a big exam. 20 minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6630) - you deserved it (33488)

On 09/30/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by failfailfail - United Kingdom (London)

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drama queen

#3 - On 09/30/2009 at 2:07pm by Hellsno

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You were being watched.

#8 - On 09/30/2009 at 2:18pm by Triumvirate

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