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Today, I left home to start my new life at University. Saying goodbye to my mother, the last thing she said to me was "Don't turn gay". I'm gay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48179) - you deserved it (9988)

On 09/30/2009 at 5:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

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"Too late!" you cried as you flounced out the door.

#7 - On 09/30/2009 at 10:10am by aback

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Well, then she should be happy - you won't turn gay.

#5 - On 09/30/2009 at 10:09am by mercyFML

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