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Today, I left home to start my new life at University. Saying goodbye to my mother, the last thing she said to me was "Don't turn gay". I'm gay. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52702) - you deserved it (10810)

On 09/30/2009 at 5:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

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"Too late!" you cried as you flounced out the door.

#7 - On 09/30/2009 at 10:10am by aback

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Just went through a similar situation...going into my 3rd year of college and my mom knows im gay. She isn't accepting of it but is working through it...but lately we were speaking and the last thing she said was, "We're so proud of you...Don't blow it by being gay"

#12 - On 09/30/2009 at 10:16am by istauff1

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