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Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42256) - you deserved it (66763)

On 03/23/2009 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

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