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Today, I had lunch with friends I hadn't seen in years. We took a few group shots with my camera, and I went home and downloaded them to my computer. Seeing them on my monitor, I noticed a yellow spot on my black shirt, so I looked down. A big, dried booger was stuck there. FML

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On 09/27/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by PigPen (man) - United States (Colorado)

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Uhh...Photoshop....

#2 - On 09/27/2009 at 6:12am by NightGod

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PhotoShop it onto your shirt like 9347 times into a pattern until it looks like you've got some dazzling shirt bling.

#5 - On 09/27/2009 at 6:22am by allmidnighteyes

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