Miscellaneous: Today, I had lunch with friends I hadn't seen in years. We took...

By PigPen - 27/09/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, I had lunch with friends I hadn't seen in years. We took a few group shots with my camera, and I went home and downloaded them to my computer. Seeing them on my monitor, I noticed a yellow spot on my black shirt, so I looked down. A big, dried booger was stuck there. FML

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By boogerbrain - 09/12/2009 21:06 - United States

Today, I was looking at my wedding pictures I had just ordered and I tried to flick something off one of the pictures, but it wouldn't come off. In a panic I quickly looked through all of my pictures and realized that I had a booger sticking out of my nose. No one told me. FML

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Disgusting

By SnotScrubber - 05/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I was idly scratching gunk off the common computer while waiting for a meeting to start. It wasn't until the end that I realized it was dried snot. FML

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By becstar90 - 05/06/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, I was taking a picture with my friend. Her camera can pick out a certain color and only have that color show up in the picture. She chose yellow because of the yellow on my dress. When she showed me the picture, the sash wasn't the only yellow thing; my teeth showed up, too. FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By Eric Forrest - 24/02/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 22:00

Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML

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Blow it

By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 01:59

Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML

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Out it comes

By emilyupsidedown - 16/01/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, I got a popcorn kernel stuck in my throat. It was quite irritating so thought I could get it out with my finger. Good thing, the kernel is gone. Bad thing, I now have the rest of my lunch on my shirt as well. FML

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By whitedevil - 09/10/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML

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By jess - 07/03/2010 14:08 - South Africa

Today, I had a sip of my coffee and felt a lump of some kind enter my mouth. I thought it was a bit of biscuit, and then remembered I didn't have biscuits this morning with my coffee. I took it out of my mouth and it was a huge black fly. I then spat the rest of my coffee all over my laptop. FML

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NightGod 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 12:12

Uhh...Photoshop....

sprocketlaunch 14

Sunday 27 September 2009 12:26

it's not about the pictures, dudes it's about how he spent lunch with his friends while having a big booger on his shirt that nobody informed him of.

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TheTragicReturn 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 15:52

If the booger accidentally got on your shirt from picking your nose, YDI. If it came off a facial tissue, FYL.

davek 36

Sunday 27 September 2009 16:01

Photoshop it.

Tlizzle 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 16:22

I know your FML is about how you didn't notice and your friends probably did, but if you want I'll Photoshop the picture for you.

plexico 3

Sunday 27 September 2009 16:38

But you can't Photoshop people's memories (yet, AFAIK). You can distribute the doctored evidence to all of your "friends," but they all know what they saw. My question is: How come no one told you, "Bro, you got something on your shirt" the whole time you were with them? Are you related to Sabrina-IGNORE, the friend that people don't really like?

kiers10 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 19:29

win.

iBITE 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 17:28

Oh, big deal.

shootingstar8D 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 22:10

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Roflmfao lol LOL LOL LOL LOL hahaha lmfao Ahh this made my day

RedLion23 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 22:59

lol. In my country we call them "Bogeys". Weird shit. OP: That sucks the clunge. Odd they hadn't told you you had a big juicy fat one on your shirt. Ask them why not.

FerrariCake 2

Monday 28 September 2009 3:39

In the USA, "Bogeys" are Russian MiG fighters... and they're usually at some position like 2 o'clock or 6 o'clock, or some other o' clock. You find them in the danger zone with Kenny Loggins.

Yawn823 0

Monday 28 September 2009 1:24

try photo shopping it if its a regular black shirt lol. not a big deal if u know how to deal with it. but yea, thats pretty shitty

lolhaha118118 0

Monday 28 September 2009 4:33

ydi, dirty bitch.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Monday 28 September 2009 4:57

Obviously they weren't that great if you haven't seen them in years, so hopefully that gigantic booger will scare them away from seeing you ever again! Think of that booger as your charity.