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Today, was my bachelor party. The only people that showed up were my best man and my father. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32583) - you deserved it (2423)

On 09/26/2009 at 2:15pm - misc - by bachelor (man) - United States (Ohio)

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more strippers for u

#6 - On 09/26/2009 at 5:14pm by deliapearl

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I think you should upload a photo of yourself on failblog.

#22 - On 09/26/2009 at 6:54pm by olisykes_

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