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Today, I went on my first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises for the rest of it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26463) - you deserved it (2061)

On 09/26/2009 at 10:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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