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You must be pretty hot if you can spontaneously turn a guy into an animal.
Of course it is possible he just always makes animal noises and it has nothing to do with you. It's also possible he was really talking to his food when he said it was "scrumptious".
You might be giving yourself way too much credit here.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.