Today, I went on my first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises for the rest of it. FML
by Anonymous / 09/26/2009 at 10:24am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
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You must be pretty hot if you can spontaneously turn a guy into an animal.
#6 - On 09/26/2009 at 1:44pm by FerrariCake
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Of course it is possible he just always makes animal noises and it has nothing to do with you. It's also possible he was really talking to his food when he said it was "scrumptious".
You might be giving yourself way too much credit here.
#14 - On 09/26/2009 at 1:53pm by FerrariCake
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