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Today, I went our school's football game against their rival team. Before the games started, I got my school's logo painted on my face. After nearly 5 hours of watching the game, I went home to wash the paint off my face, only to find the logo had been sunburned onto my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13526) - you deserved it (30913)

On 09/25/2009 at 6:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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At least it wasn't a giant penis... or a shutter shade sunburn... Shutter shades are fucking atrocious.

#3 - On 09/26/2009 at 3:08am by allmidnighteyes

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Ouch that sucks
I've had weird sunscreen lines before but never a logo
Burn the rest of your face to match?

#1 - On 09/26/2009 at 3:02am by Magicalyn

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