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Today, I went our school's football game against their rival team. Before the games started, I got my school's logo painted on my face. After nearly 5 hours of watching the game, I went home to wash the paint off my face, only to find the logo had been sunburned onto my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9621) - you deserved it (21539)

On 09/25/2009 at 6:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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