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Today, I went our school's football game against their rival team. Before the games started, I got my school's logo painted on my face. After nearly 5 hours of watching the game, I went home to wash the paint off my face, only to find the logo had been sunburned onto my face. FML

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On 09/25/2009 at 6:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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At least it wasn't a giant penis... or a shutter shade sunburn... Shutter shades are fucking atrocious.

#3 - On 09/26/2009 at 3:08am by allmidnighteyes

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At least you'll look like a hardcore school team supporter for the next few days :P

#8 - On 09/26/2009 at 3:16am by Distantly23

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