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Today, the gas station right in front of my apartment had people listening to loud music all night. I have this 3 hour test at 7:30am and didn't get any sleep. Worst of all, here in Brazil, calling the police won't help a thing. Instead of actually helping, they'll stop and join the party. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31369) - you deserved it (2164)

On 09/25/2009 at 4:33am - misc - by stupidpolicia (woman) - Brazil (Distrito Federal)

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Haha something like that happened in florida... a couple of cops played a guys Nintendo wii for 9 hours when they should have been searching for drugs lmao

#2 - On 09/25/2009 at 10:07am by Panther

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Stop screaming fake -.-' Maybe the police in that area would join? Who knows?

#15 - On 09/25/2009 at 10:46am by Fredzter

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