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Today, I discovered that I had lost my phone. I drove to the campus to try and find it, and parked in a gated lot where you pay when you leave. All the buildings were closed, so I had to go home. That's when I realized that I didn't have my wallet to get my car out. And no phone to call a ride. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20372) - you deserved it (5228)

On 09/25/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by Moe (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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That sucks. Sleep in your car

#5 - On 09/25/2009 at 6:39am by playfuldesk

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Heh, that happened to me last week

#1 - On 09/25/2009 at 6:09am by W76

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