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Today, I came to a realization that the closest people to me in my life, the ones who are warm and welcoming, who're happy to see me, who honestly wanna know how I've been and how I feel, whose smiles make me feel warm and fuzzy inside, are the baristas at Starbucks, not my actual 'friends'. FML

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On 09/23/2009 at 4:46am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

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It only makes you feel warm and fuzzy because the coffee is hot.
I'll be your friend!

#8 - On 09/23/2009 at 8:15am by Intoxicunt

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if they work at Starbucks, they dont really care how you feel. They're just getting paid to pretend to care.

#5 - On 09/23/2009 at 8:00am by my_fml_account

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