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Today, I parked my truck next to a rather large SUV at school, went to class for 8 hours straight, came back and found my passenger side door crumpled from where they had backed out and hit it. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." FML

I agree, your life sucks (27234) - you totally deserved it (1069)

On 09/21/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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park elsewhere, like inside a garage or take a bike and walk, first

#1 - On 09/21/2009 at 5:08pm by fmlmystic

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1st of all, having no insurance is illegal and he/she probably lied to you

2nd of all, he/she should have left more information like phone# and address and for not doing that he/she was a jackass

3rd of all, that was bound to happen because people who buy those kind of cars (especially women) have no idea how to drive them because they can't comprehend the size of the car.

4th of all thats why we shouldn't make big cars like SUVs and hummers

5th of all, that's what underinsured/uninsured insurance policies are for, so I hope you have it

#10 - On 09/21/2009 at 5:17pm by fatehatesme09

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idiot u replied on mine to get up failure

#13 - On 09/21/2009 at 5:20pm by fmlmystic

You put "first" at the end of your post and can't spell "you" properly. STFU, dicknugget.

#14 - On 09/21/2009 at 5:22pm by allmidnighteyes

wow, assumption much? no, i replied to you because I wanted him to know that their is insurance for that...
and ya, you're a hippocritical "dicknugget"

#17 - On 09/21/2009 at 5:28pm by fatehatesme09

lol, wrong "their". meant to say "...that there is..."

#20 - On 09/21/2009 at 5:32pm by fatehatesme09

why is everyone assuming it was the SUV? the op was in class for eight hours straight? you think that was the only car to park there in eight hours

#21 - On 09/21/2009 at 5:39pm by suaveneanderthal

Most people (unless they're on a half-day Senior schedule) in school with a car are there the whole day. It couldn't have been a late start student, either, because late start usually arrives second and third hour, and I would assume half day students leave at lunch.

#24 - On 09/21/2009 at 5:48pm by allmidnighteyes

School most likely has video cameras lol

#26 - On 09/21/2009 at 5:55pm by cackle

Yeah for your school dumbshit. Not everyone goes to your school.....ie could be a college campus. I leave campus and come back 3 times a day

#31 - On 09/21/2009 at 6:11pm by 36damien

If it is a high school its simple....ask the school for the video, if they dont give it then look at the paint in your door....I am sure there are not too many people who drive rather large SUVs of a certain color....so find them all and see if any ring a bell (bumper stickers, etc).....then break everything possible on that SUV.

#42 - On 09/21/2009 at 7:20pm by CDS09

why the fuck would you say "especially women"? Is that really necessary? Not all women are bad drivers, and plenty of men drive SUVs. Die.

#46 - On 09/21/2009 at 7:45pm by cherlana32

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#49 - On 09/21/2009 at 8:16pm by dragonkiller101

Its people like you who give all of us men a bad name get a fucking life and grow some respect this isn't the 19th century

#51 - On 09/21/2009 at 8:30pm by libbyson

49-anyone who thinks like you do is definitely NOT a man.

#53 - On 09/21/2009 at 9:00pm by mcsnelly

#46 fyi, there are FACTS that say that more accidents are indirectly caused by women. it's not sexist, it's fact.

#55 - On 09/21/2009 at 9:32pm by fatehatesme09

It's a true fact. Women cause/get in more accidents than men.

But on the rare occasion one of us guys gets into an accident, we do it properly and total the car.

#57 - On 09/21/2009 at 10:12pm by aero

It may be true that more women get into accidents than men, but it is still not necessary to bring gender into this issue when it has absolutely nothing to do with the FML. That IS sexist.

#72 - On 09/22/2009 at 4:58am by cherlana32

Wow, who hit you is a totally dick. Sorry about your car.

#2 - On 09/21/2009 at 5:09pm by Pennyfeather

YDI for being a dumbass for parking next to an SUV

#3 - On 09/21/2009 at 5:09pm by Baal952

That is why we need universal insurance for universal things, take it one step further Barack! not

#4 - On 09/21/2009 at 5:11pm by 36damien

There should be cameras in the parking lot at school. This happened to my friend last year, and once they saw the car and its driver they had to pay for the damages, insurance or no.

#5 - On 09/21/2009 at 5:11pm by lottelikes

Or the police could just fingerpring the note

#18 - On 09/21/2009 at 5:28pm by Strike1

A fingerprint would be useless unless they are already in the system. Plus I doubt police would take the time/money to take and analyze fingerprints for minor property damage. File a police report and next time your at school keep an eye out in the parking lot for a similar SUV with damage where it should be in case they haven't gotten it fixed already.

#69 - On 09/22/2009 at 2:55am by xanth

I would have just left a winking emoticon.

#6 - On 09/21/2009 at 5:13pm by Triumvirate

You just made me laugh. Thanks.

#38 - On 09/21/2009 at 6:39pm by jakedmagic

Lol

Oh well, if he didn't have insurance it must be OK. FYL anyway

#7 - On 09/21/2009 at 5:13pm by t53_ftw

how the hell does he deserve it, SUVs are everywhere dumbass as long as he wasn't blocking him it isn't his fault. FYL.

#8 - On 09/21/2009 at 5:14pm by bimmer09

lol at #6

#9 - On 09/21/2009 at 5:14pm by fmlmystic

FYL! Sorry to hear about your car. Are there any CCTV cameras anywhere near the car park or exits? There must be some scratches on the SUV. Just wait till the next day at school and check for damages.

#11 - On 09/21/2009 at 5:17pm by Incubuss

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Tennessee? You would think it'd be a John Deere tractor or something...

Also, if it's a student at the school, they'll probably be parked there again the other day.
Also, he was probably too drunk off dat moonshyne and getting car head from his cousin to drive proper.

#12 - On 09/21/2009 at 5:18pm by allmidnighteyes

Ok this makes you not a dumbshit cause it is hilarious

#33 - On 09/21/2009 at 6:15pm by 36damien

Its *road head

#52 - On 09/21/2009 at 8:32pm by sublime93

How many fairly large SUVs can there be? What color is it? Find it. Follow it home. Extract revenge. Put pot bumper stickers on it. Fill the exhaust with cement. Superglue the doors shut. Paint the headlights silver.
Or be normal and file a police report and file a claim on your insurance.

#15 - On 09/21/2009 at 5:24pm by kukopia

win

#29 - On 09/21/2009 at 6:00pm by 123sploosh

You made me lol. thnx. =D

#56 - On 09/21/2009 at 9:44pm by KatieGoesRawrr

In Tennessee? Millions. At least hundreds of thousands. Small, economical cars are the minority in that state.

Also, OP, this is why the gods of Big Insurance created "uninsured motorist coverage", which by law you should be carrying.

#58 - On 09/21/2009 at 10:26pm by LadyAlathia

If the school this person goes to is anything like mine (I live in AL), then about half of the vehicles on campus are "fairly large SUVs".

#82 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:13am by degenerate1991

"YDI for parking your car in a designated parking area"

#16 - On 09/21/2009 at 5:24pm by OHIOxRAIN

Have you told the police? They can analyze the note for fingerprints (when you get your license you are required to give your prints) so they can probably find out who did it. Good luck.

#22 - On 09/21/2009 at 5:40pm by freedoggy77

Maybe in your area you have to give fingerprints, but not in every state. Tennessee doesn't require fingerprinting, so it doesn't help the OP in this case.

As for the OP, contact the school and the police. I'm sure there is damage to the other person's vehicle and if they are a student at the school, there will be records from their permit as well as they will be attending the school, so you can catch them.

#27 - On 09/21/2009 at 5:57pm by TheTruth1428

ouch that is bad for you, but they should learn to drive the size of their SUV safely before getting it

#23 - On 09/21/2009 at 5:45pm by annomyous_12

Find out about cameras in the parking lot and report it to the police. You don't know that the SUV did it, but if there are cameras you should be able to tell. Also, give the note to the police, they might be able to get some fingerprints.

#25 - On 09/21/2009 at 5:54pm by Callyn

As least they had the decency to apologize, I feel that's better than a douchebag hitting you and running off.

#28 - On 09/21/2009 at 6:00pm by Fadakar

that's hit and run. go after their criminal asses!!

#30 - On 09/21/2009 at 6:06pm by flyboy57

See, there you go. Already improving your spelling :)

#32 - On 09/21/2009 at 6:12pm by 36damien

it's hit and run AND it's legally required to have insurance with a drivers license, so that's at least two crimes. FYL, but he's gonna get so busted

#35 - On 09/21/2009 at 6:24pm by RatIsKing

sucks for you

#36 - On 09/21/2009 at 6:27pm by bugmenotmofo

Doesn't your school have security cameras?

#37 - On 09/21/2009 at 6:34pm by xkat356

#10, what makes you believe a woman was driving the SUV?

#39 - On 09/21/2009 at 6:57pm by mpangz

That person should really learn how to judge distance properly if they are gunna be driving around in one of those big wank tanks. And yeh I agree with #39, what makes you think it was a woman?

#40 - On 09/21/2009 at 7:10pm by hornetchik

You parked next to, not behind right? How did the side get dented? What difference does it make what kind of car was parked next to you, it could have been an entirely different car/truck that hit you. Sucks they don't have insurance, but try to leave out pointless details next time.

#41 - On 09/21/2009 at 7:17pm by athos1237

that sucks people shouldnt be driving without insurance

#43 - On 09/21/2009 at 7:27pm by Fahad

I swear I've seen this somewhere before.

#44 - On 09/21/2009 at 7:27pm by MiniatureMayhem

Find out if your school has video cameras where you parked at. Write doen the make and model of the SUV if you remember it. Scrape off some of the paint left on your truck form the SUV. It may be a kind of paint that not many people use or it could be different kinds of paint left from previous paint jobs. Give that info to both the police and the school and hopefully they will go through records of SUV's who have that kind of paint. If the guy really didn't have insurance then it will be easier for the school to look up all people with SUV's of that color/make/model who have insurance and mark them off the list leaving very few, if more than one, suspect(s) left. Also park next to non-huge cars or away from them now on so this won't happen again.

#45 - On 09/21/2009 at 7:36pm by powersticks

that's terribly hilarious. at least they left a note :P

#47 - On 09/21/2009 at 7:50pm by goodgal12331

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YDI for owning a car that pollutes the planet.... besides, its just a POS truck, not a fucking Ferrari...... why dont you trade in that POS gas guzzler for a civic or corolla.


PS: Everytime i park my car, i always take pictures of the cars around me.... it was most likely a women driver since they massively SUCK at driving..

LAWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#48 - On 09/21/2009 at 8:14pm by dragonkiller101

So you lie and you lie with Lawl? You have no Lawl, sir. No Lawl, indeed.

#50 - On 09/21/2009 at 8:19pm by mercyFML

This is why you don't get laid.

#63 - On 09/21/2009 at 11:21pm by bluelabeled

Yes it probably was a "women" driver. That's why men pay more for insurance. Because they are BETTER drivers.

#83 - On 09/25/2009 at 4:27pm by cherlana32

shut up you sexist bitch

#85 - On 10/31/2009 at 10:45am by quizikall

That really sucked, someone did that to me too while I was in class, only they didn't even leave a note.

#54 - On 09/21/2009 at 9:08pm by nightswimming

FAKE. They don't have schools in Tennessee!

#59 - On 09/21/2009 at 10:39pm by Intoxicunt

Hahahaha, I giggled so bad!

#60 - On 09/21/2009 at 10:40pm by redbluegreen

:)
Also fake due to the fact that the note didn't look like, "asiuagASGUIHgahguhng;lkjag!!94wkhf937q!!"
As if people from Tennessee can write. Ha.

#66 - On 09/21/2009 at 11:40pm by Intoxicunt

Did anyone say you were a broken condom baby? :0

#61 - On 09/21/2009 at 11:17pm by Jincos

Take the letter to the police, check for fingerprints and sue from there

#62 - On 09/21/2009 at 11:18pm by watisit

Females get into more little accidents that don't cost much usually. Guys usually get into big accidents that cost a lot. Which is why if I put my husband as the main driver of our Rav4 instead of me the insurance goes up about $30 on it.

Personally, I would still file a police report against them if you know the license plate #, it's illegal to be driving without insurance anyway, and your insurance company would usually pay for fixing your truck and then go after the person to pay for it.

#64 - On 09/21/2009 at 11:26pm by jg98

another little shithead that can't drive and have no insurance that sucks

#65 - On 09/21/2009 at 11:28pm by zack767

At least you got a note. Someone backed into my driver's side door last year while I was away from my car and they drove away leaving no note whatsoever.

#67 - On 09/22/2009 at 12:21am by xpxp2002

Anyone asking for fingerprints is a fucking retard.

1. You watch too much CSI. Watch better tv.
2. Crime labs are overbooked as is, and wouldn't waste time on a note for a petty accident. they would literally LOL.
3. The simplest way to find this hick is to file a police report. Believe it or not, they can search for a car that matches the damage, and send out reports to local body shops asking to report any car coming to fix damage like that.

#68 - On 09/22/2009 at 1:55am by jpotter1190

#68


you are a fucking idiot. filing a police report doesnt do SHIT!!! cops dont give a rat's ass about these kind of things. they are too fucking busy eating donuts at Dunkin Donuts. one of my buddy got his sports car stolen and when he told the cops, they fucking told him that he has to PAY them inorder to search for his car.

#71 - On 09/22/2009 at 3:52am by dragonkiller101

man its krispy kream not dunkin doughnuts :P

#73 - On 09/22/2009 at 6:02am by 1m_b0r3d

#71 - I'm sorry to hear about your friend, and that is quite unfortunate that he had to go through that process. My friend was involved in a hit and run, and the cops found the asshole at no charge, so I can't imagine why the police department asked him to pay anything. For what I know, the insurance should cover any sort of processing fee, if the OP has insurance.

Driving without insurance is illegal, but it doesn't stop people from not doing it. Much like smoking weed, drinking underage, etc.

But the only thing she can really do is file a police report. It will be literally impossible to find the car who could have done it, without security camera. Unless of course, she does find the same SUV and it had any sort of fresh damage done. There is no fee for filing a police report, but there is a fee for the copy. But, at this time it is probably too late; you are supposed to file it as soon as it occurs.

#76 - On 09/22/2009 at 11:09am by mpangz

or a brain! seriously... driving is not that hard people!

#70 - On 09/22/2009 at 3:48am by Jarlais

How big is your school? I bet if you spend some time looking around the school at the time of day you last saw that SUV there, you could find it. It's the one with the big ding on the front driver side fender. Then you can slash their tires and leave a note that says "sorry about your tires, but I don't have insurance." No point in trying to sue for damages... a student without insurance is gonna have NOTHING for you to go after.

#74 - On 09/22/2009 at 6:53am by birds

74 that's not entirely true on the nothing to go after....In the case of the OP winning a civil suit against the person who caused the damages there are several things that could happen. The first being they have the money to pay. If they don't their assets (vehicle, property, etc) will be leined. Their bank account may also be considered an asset which could be taken to pay the suit. If they have any income a substantial part of it is able to be garnished (it will be held by the employer and sent directly to the creditor). The main issue is the time, effort and money involved in a suit.
This is why I tell people to freakin buy the UM/UIM insurance (especially in TN since SC doesn't require drivers to even hold liability coverage).

#75 - On 09/22/2009 at 9:25am by igroomdogs

That's why you have uninsured motorist coverage. If you don't then you are a moron considering most people don't have the coverage. Just call your insurance company and it should be fine. Hopefully you didn't move your car without taking pictures and pictures of the note.

#77 - On 09/22/2009 at 12:38pm by cs68507

Idiots should stop driving SUVs if they can't drive.

#78 - On 09/22/2009 at 1:30pm by nomo

YDI for driving an SUV.

#79 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:02pm by DW

I've seen this here before.

#80 - On 09/23/2009 at 4:26am by anil6057

I used to work for an insurance company. I dealt with new claims...this is actually really common. Usually what happens, is that someone is a witness...and says, "Hey, you hit their care, are you going to leave them a note?" So the offender says, "Oh yeah, I'll do that..." Starts writing out a note to appease the stranger, and then leaves a rude note instead. Sometimes the stranger has already taken down the info of the offender...so they can also leave a note when the offender drives away. But apparently not everyone gets that lucky. Sorry! Also..it's highly unlikely a police department would check for fingerprints on a note to find the offender. So unlikely...that they would probably laugh at you.

Your one possibility for hope is that they also attend the school and will be parked nearby again...and you can find them, take their info, then file a police report and a claim with your insurance company...it's their job to investigate it, even if you don't have coverage that repairs your car, regardless of who is at-fault.

#81 - On 09/23/2009 at 10:24am by SilverXeno

That really sucks... but hey, at least he apologized

#84 - On 09/27/2009 at 10:25pm by 12mp04

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