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Today, I was at a stop light when I saw a cute police officer at the light across the intersection. Trying to be cute as I drove by, I turned and winked and waved. The car in front of me stopped, I rear ended them and then got rear ended. The cute cop winked back, then wrote me a ticket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6795) - you deserved it (50549)

On 09/16/2009 at 4:08pm - misc - by Jennnn (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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first and totally deserved. Idiot

#1 - On 09/16/2009 at 7:41pm by dudenell

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"trying to be cute"= automatic YDI.

Also, winking is creepy.

#22 - On 09/16/2009 at 8:15pm by trojan124

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