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Today, I was at work. I work at a grocery store and a woman pulls a cart to me filled with chips, breads, lunch meats, and sodas. I said to her "Looks like you are going to have a fun party" she then looks at me and says "My mother just died, this is for after the funeral. FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by KMKWEEN (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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To which I would have replied "Awesome. I hope it works out well." Since people eat and remember nice things about the deceased at funerals to make themselves feel better in order to deal with the sadness of the passing, it's very important that the party is as fun as possible.

#3 - On 02/16/2009 at 11:18am by Shadowbird

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#6, that is stupid. have you ever worked at a register for a 4 hour shift? you get so BORED. talking to the people that go through the line is the only form of communication and entertainment you get. plus i'm pretty sure it's required to make some form of communication, like, 'you owe 13.69' or etc.

#10 - On 02/16/2009 at 12:28pm by bored

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