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Today, I got out of the shower to find my cat staring up at me. Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her, so she jumped up and clawed and tried to bite it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31659) - you deserved it (4814)

On 09/11/2009 at 4:46pm - animals - by ouchh (man) - United States (California)

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