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Today, I walked by my roommate and his girlfriend while they were hugging. I asked "what's up lovebirds?". Turns out they were in the middle of a breakup. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36444) - you deserved it (9292)

On 02/16/2009 at 2:36am - misc - by dammit_ (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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It's better than calling someone, saying, "Hey, baby." And then them telling you they just miscarried.

#10 - On 02/16/2009 at 2:52pm by Kiebland

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Oh, man, my girlfriend and I have been in so many breakup/near-breakup positions and my poor roommate has walked in on all of them!

#21 - On 03/10/2009 at 10:20pm by dirtygerbil08

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