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Today, I spent all day at the hospital with my grandma for some tests. When I drove her back home she decided to thank me with $50. Knowing she is unemployed, I told her I couldn't take a whole $50. She replied with "Ungrateful, just like your mother", then took the money and left. FML


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On 09/08/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

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You're greedy if you take it, ungrateful if you don't. You can't win.

#7 - On 09/09/2009 at 3:47am by Luckster

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You should've accepted, and taken her out to dinner.
That way you would both win.

#9 - On 09/09/2009 at 4:08am by jessicadawg

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