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Today, I spent all day at the hospital with my grandma for some tests. When I drove her back home she decided to thank me with $50. Knowing she is unemployed, I told her I couldn't take a whole $50. She replied with "Ungrateful, just like your mother", then took the money and left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27538) - you deserved it (2749)

On 09/08/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

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You're greedy if you take it, ungrateful if you don't. You can't win.

#7 - On 09/09/2009 at 3:47am by Luckster

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Lol. This sounds like something my grandmother would say to me. :P

#3 - On 09/09/2009 at 3:33am by muffinsareyummy

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